“Astrid & Lilly Save the World” Season 2 Idea: Brutus Makes a Deal With the Devil

CHRISTINEExcuse me? Hello?

CHRISTINESIR!

BRUTUSYeah?

CHRISTINESir. Who are you and what are you doing here?

BRUTUSUh… none of your business and uh… yeah, also none of your business.

CHRISTINESir, if you don’t tell me who you are and what you’re doing here, right at this very moment, I’ll have no choice but to call security.

BRUTUSI’m uh… the… Spanish teacher. Mr… [looks at the title of the book he’s holding] Dummie (pronounces it “Doo-mee-aye”). Yeah, I’m French.

CHRISTINEWell, Mr. “Dummie,” Let me tell you something. I know all the teachers here at Pine Academy as well as all the parents of each student who goes here. So, let me ask you this one last time… Who are you and what are you doing here?

BRUTUSFine. Fine! I’ll tell you. The name’s Brutus, but you can call me… Brutus. [Whispers] I’m looking for a couple of young girls.

CHRISTINE
(into phone)Security, there’s a creeper here in the library that needs to be escorted off the property right away.

BRUTUSWait, wait, wait. You’ve got it all wrong. I’m looking for Astrid and Lilly. They’re about this high and always look like they’re ready to kick some ass. I’m just here to give them a message.